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Hugh Jackman -- Lion King March 24, 2009 at 1:10 am Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids Father of the millennium Hugh Jackman presented his daughter Ava to the people of New York City.She's his pride and joy. See Also The Jackmans Won't Put Up With Your Crap Hugh & His Little Lady -- On the Razor's Edge Jackman -- Even the... Permalink Octo 911: Get Out, Gloria Allred! March 23, 2009 at 10:45 pm Filed under: OctoMom TMZ has obtained the 911 call made by OctoMom's nanny to try and remove Gloria Allred from the house. The call was made on March 17 -- the same day two of Nadya Suleman's octuplets came home.Allred represents the non-profit organization Angels in... Permalink Parts Of Coco Turn "30" -- G-String Karate Ensues March 23, 2009 at 6:30 pm Filed under: Party All The Time Ice T's wife stuffed her Coco Puffs into her most sophisticated evening gown and celebrated her "30th" birthday this weekend in NYC by introducing the world to cheek-to-cheek combat -- martial arts in a thong!! See Also Ice-T's Wife -- Look at My... Permalink Blake Lewis: Record Breaker March 23, 2009 at 6:15 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, American Idol "American Idol" loser Blake Lewis has learned a good lesson: If you can't make money singing your own songs ... play someone else's!After opening for techno king Darude, the 27-year-old beat boxer spun at a spring break event in Clearwater, Fla. this... Permalink OctoMom Offered Free Porn Star Nannies March 23, 2009 at 5:45 pm Filed under: OctoMom Just try to imagine OctoMom Nadya Suleman's kids doing Gerber body shots off porn stars -- and you have Vivid Entertainment's new million dollar offer for an Octo reality show.In a letter sent to Nadya, Vivid is offering her seven figures, free... Permalink Congressman Schock Can Sure Stomach It March 23, 2009 at 3:40 pm Filed under: Hot Bodies, Politix So all this talk about Congressman Aaron Schock and his mystery abs ... well, the gentleman with the steel midsection from Illinois has the floor.We raised the question who would win the 6-pack-O-Rama: The Prez or Schock. Debate closed.By the... Permalink Mariska Returns to Work Post-Hospitalization March 23, 2009 at 3:37 pm Filed under: Nurse! She was rushed to the hospital with chest pains earlier this month -- but today, Mariska Hargitay was the one causing palpitations ... by looking so damn hot.Hargitay was on the "Law & Order: SVU" set today in NY for her first day back since her... Permalink TMZ's Hot Honeymoon Contest Winner!!! March 23, 2009 at 3:35 pm Filed under: Photo Galleries It's a good thing Matthew blasted Kimberly on their honeymoon to St. Lucia -- 'cause the shot earned the two of them our $250 grand prize! This week's photo contest is Incredible Ink so be sure to email us some awesome photos of your craziest tattoos... Permalink The Chick in "Saturday Night Fever": 'Memba Her?! March 23, 2009 at 3:30 pm Filed under: Movies, Beauty, 'Memba Them?! Karen Lynn Gorney is best known for playing Stephanie Mangano opposite John Travolta in the 1977 film "Saturday Night Fever." Guess what she looks like now!... Permalink Lance's Arm Strong -- But Not His Collarbone March 23, 2009 at 3:22 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Talk Sports, Nurse! That look on Lance Armstrong's face isn't from the pain of his fractured collarbone -- he's pissed that he couldn't finish the race.Lance suffered the injury when he crashed his bike during a race in Spain earlier today, jeopardizing his chances to... Permalink Rimes Caught Kissing Another Man ... Her Hubby March 23, 2009 at 2:05 pm Filed under: Gossip/Rumors, Paparazzi Photo LeAnn Rimes went into full-on damage control mode today, sucking face with her husband Dean Sheremet in public. Of course, it's only been a few days since some scandalous footage hit the web, allegedly showing Rimes kissing her really hot Lifetime... Permalink Peyton Manning -- Goofiest Country Singer Ever March 23, 2009 at 2:00 pm Filed under: Music, Talk Sports Just because you play for a team called the Colts doesn't make you a country singer -- but Peyton Manning tried anyway. Peyton -- dressed in sensible pair of khakis and a polo shirt -- got a drunken crowd roaring at a bar in Key West, as he and Kenny... Permalink Suri Finds Her Romeo March 23, 2009 at 1:57 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Tom & Katie, Becks & Posh With her Scientolobirth mother at her side, adorable lil' Suri Cruise took time out from playing with non-living things and enjoyed converting hanging out with Victoria Beckham's son Romeo the other day.Making friends is very common among human... Permalink Wesley Snipes -- True Bromance March 23, 2009 at 1:55 pm Filed under: Wacky & Weird He ain't in prison yet, but Wesley Snipes is already gettin' a head start on the man-on-man action.Snipes bro'd down this weekend outside My House -- a club that's bound to be much more fun than the big house. See Also Wesley Snipes -- Spare Some... Permalink Nikki Cox & Jay Mohr: STUNNING! March 23, 2009 at 1:50 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty The undeniable gorgeousness of Nikki Cox and Jay Mohr (aka Jon Ferguson Cox Mohr) was on full display at a Knicks game in NYC the other day.They're happily married and it totally shows. See Also Can You Say "Cox Mohr" Four Times Fast?... Permalink "Bachelor" Ex: Finger Lickin' Good March 23, 2009 at 1:35 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Dancing with the Stars, Food Glorious Food "Dancing with the Dumped Girl from the Bachelor's" Melissa Rycroft has got herself a new man ... Colonel Sanders.Unfortunately, the Colonel will probably also leave her for another chick. See Also "Bachelor" Jason Sucks Face for Attention ... Permalink Robin Williams Recovering from Heart Surgery March 23, 2009 at 1:30 pm Filed under: Nurse! TMZ has learned Robin Williams underwent his highly publicized heart surgery and is recovering at the Cleveland Clinic in Ohio.Robin postponed his comedy tour at the beginning of this month after announcing he needed to have an aortic valve... Permalink TMZ TV Tonite -- Tough Break March 23, 2009 at 1:15 pm Tonight on TMZ TV -- Larry Birkhead breaks in some new ladies, Simon Cowell can't break an expensive habit, and Flavor Fav breaks his own "Yeah Boyeeee" record.Check your local listings.... Permalink Dumbass Wrecks Ugly Ass $300,000 Sports Car March 23, 2009 at 1:06 pm Filed under: Ride Me Some rich schmuck with horrible taste smashed his tragically aqua-marine/greenish looking Lamborghini Murcielago in Beverly Hills this weekend. No word on who the driver is yet -- but it definitely wasn't Billy Joel ... we think.... Permalink Simon Blows Wad on Hair March 23, 2009 at 1:01 pm Filed under: Beauty, American Idol We hope Simon Cowell was joking when he said he spends $300-$400 a week on haircuts -- because charging anything more than $10 for that is flat-out robbery. See Also Simon Cowell Plays Dumb Really Well Cop Forces Simon to Idle... Permalink Mischa Feels Burn -- Smokes at the Gym March 23, 2009 at 12:25 pm Filed under: Nurse! It's possibly the dumbest workout strategy ever: Mischa Barton burning up a cancer stick on her way into a gym -- for a cardio workout?! Dumbass huffed and puffed a little cyanide, nicotine and formaldehyde into her body before walking into Jukari... Permalink Winnie Cooper Marries -- Not Kevin Arnold March 23, 2009 at 11:28 am Filed under: Paparazzi Photo Danica McKellar, who played Winnie Cooper on "The Wonder Years," married her longtime boyfriend this weekend in Los Angeles."Once upon a time there was a girl I knew, who lived across the street. Brown hair, brown eyes. When she smiled, I smiled.... Permalink Kanye West Keeps Zac Efron Warm March 23, 2009 at 11:15 am Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Full Throttle Fashion, Kanye West, Zac Efron Sporting the latest in Unabomber chic, Zac Efron arrived at LAX wearing a Kanye West t-shirt on Sunday.Zac likes to keep Kanye close to his heart. See Also Zac & Vanessa -- Hot Buns Coming Through Zac Efron: Busted with a Six Pack... Permalink The Claws Are Out -- Catfight in Hollywood! March 23, 2009 at 10:45 am Filed under: Fights Two chicks brutally went at it in the streets of Hollywood this weekend -- and this time, it wasn't Lindsay & Sam! See Also Here's to the Ladies Who Punch Knocker Out! Catfight at Les Deux... Permalink Hugh Jackman Sucks at Parking, Proves It March 23, 2009 at 10:30 am Filed under: Hugh Jackman As Wolverine, Hugh Jackman's unstoppable -- but as a real, non-mutant man, we've finally discovered his one major weakness: Parallel parking. See Also The Jackmans Won't Put Up With Your Crap Hugh Jackman's Wife -- Married to Madoff?... Permalink Natasha Richardson Laid to Rest March 23, 2009 at 10:25 am Filed under: Natasha Richardson Liam Neeson -- joined by his two sons (left), sister-in-law Joely Richardson (middle), an unidentified person, and niece Daisy Bevan (right) -- wave to well-wishers after Natasha Richardson's funeral yesterday in New York. See Also Liam Neeson --... Permalink John 3:16 -- 86'd from Final 4 March 23, 2009 at 10:21 am Filed under: Talk Sports Some religious dude brought one of those "John 3:16" signs to the Siena vs. Ohio State NCAA Tournament basketball game the other night -- but as soon as he put the sign up, some random security guard rushed in for the steal and ripped it down. FYI --... Permalink Chris Brown -- Fight Someone Your Own Size March 23, 2009 at 10:14 am Filed under: Talk Sports, Rihanna, Chris Brown Mixed martial artist Din Thomas knocked his opponent out Saturday night, and offered an encore with another bad ass -- Chris Brown.Thomas, who made quick work of Gabe Lemley, grabbed the mic after the fight and told the crowd he'd love to take on... Permalink Larry Birkhead -- Tongue Tied March 23, 2009 at 9:57 am Filed under: Hook-Ups We tried asking Larry Birkhead about Howard K. Stern's arrest -- but he wasn't talking. His tongue was too tired from the workout it got a little earlier that night ...When asked if he's been contacted by any lawyers in the wake of the new Anna... Permalink Janice Dickinson March 23, 2009 at 3:30 am ... Permalink Flavor Flav Sets "Yeah Boyee" World Record March 23, 2009 at 3:20 am Filed under: Music The timepiece around Flavor Flav's neck was finally put to good use this weekend, as the wacky rapper stopped the music at his 50th birthday party -- yes, 50th -- at Jet Nightclub to clock what has to be the longest "yeah boyee" in recorded... Permalink Now Hiring: People To Emotionally Abuse March 23, 2009 at 3:10 am Filed under: Movies, Wacky & Weird, Jennifer Aniston Watch out normal people, it looks like the new Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman movie is going to be a little cruel.According to a recent Craigslist posting, the casting crew for "The Baster" is looking for a "heavy set woman" and a "woman with a...