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Gun-Toting Shawn Johnson Fan Arrested March 25, 2009 at 8:19 pm Filed under: Dancing with the Stars A man claiming he was "meant to be" with Shawn Johnson was arrested early Tuesday morning after trying to sneak on to the set of "Dancing With the Stars" -- and cops say he had two loaded guns and duct tape in his car. Johnson's mother, Teri, has... Permalink Marg Helgenberger Files for Divorce March 25, 2009 at 7:52 pm Filed under: Dirty Divorces Marg Helgenberger, the star of "CSI," is going back on the singles market -- the actress officially filed for divorce from her husband, Alan Rosenberg.In divorce papers filed yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court, Helgenberger cited irreconcilable... Permalink Kobe Calls Maid's Poop Claims "Outrageous" March 25, 2009 at 6:49 pm Filed under: Talk Sports, Kobe Bryant Kobe and Vanessa Bryant are striking back at the maid who accused Vanessa of various abuse on the job -- including an alleged incident where the maid was forced to stick her hand into a bag of dog crap. The Bryant's lawyers, Loeb & Loeb LLP, just... Permalink Piven Plays the Obama Card March 25, 2009 at 6:34 pm Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Barack Obama No one believed him before, so now Jeremy Piven is dragging Barack Obama into his war over the "mercury poisoning" excuse he used to get out of a Broadway play a few months ago. With today's announcement that there will be an arbitration hearing over... Permalink Britney's Body Is Mad Crazy March 25, 2009 at 6:00 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears, Hot Mamas The longer her Resurrection of Britney Tour rolls on, the hotter Ms. Spears appears to get.Brit left her Jessica Simpson mom jeans at home and showed off her slammin' physique at her show in DC last night.It only takes $2.7 million in lawyer fees to... Permalink CBS Weatherman Looks Like Milhouse, HA-HA! March 25, 2009 at 5:00 pm Filed under: Wacky & Weird His ability to tell which seasons are coming up is unparalleled -- but our photog at JFK was too distracted by CBS "Early Show" weatherman Dave Price's many similarities to Milhouse Van Houten to care.Neither has a shot with Lisa Simpson. See Also ... Permalink How Many Nannies Does OctoMom Need? March 25, 2009 at 4:00 pm Filed under: OctoMom EIGHTEEN!!!!TMZ has learned 18 different nannies from the Merry Poppins to Order nanny agency have been looking after Nadya Suleman's family for the last two years -- before, during, and after the whole Angels in Waiting fiasco.We're told the army of... Permalink The Mom on "90210": 'Memba Her?! March 25, 2009 at 3:40 pm Filed under: TV, Beauty, 'Memba Them?! Carol Potter is best known for playing Jason Priestley and Shannen Doherty's mom Cindy Walsh on the original '90s TV series "Beverly Hills, 90210." Guess what she looks like now!... Permalink Arrested Detroit Lions Bust Finally Gets His Shot March 25, 2009 at 3:30 pm Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Talk Sports TMZ has obtained the mugshot of former first round NFL draft pick-turned-Detroit Lions mega-bust, Charles Rogers. Rogers -- the #2 overall pick in the 2003 draft -- was sentenced to 30 days in the slammer yesterday (with 15 days credit for time... Permalink 1500 More Reasons to Hate OctoMom March 25, 2009 at 3:09 pm Filed under: OctoMom This is getting out of hand -- OctoMom just blew another $1500 on clothes ... for herself.We're told Nadya Suleman went on a major shopping spree yesterday at Bebe Sport -- which isn't a baby brand, it's a pricey adult one!Sources tell us she picked... Permalink Megan Fox Gives Good Oral Hygiene March 25, 2009 at 1:48 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Full Throttle Fashion, Megan Fox This is what Megan Fox wore to the dentist the other day. God bless her.Actually, it's a perfect lil' outfit to open wide ... See Also Megan Fox -- Same Old, Same Old Megan Fox Is Damn Fined... Permalink Kobe's Maid Sues -- It Was the Crappiest Job Ever March 25, 2009 at 12:25 pm Filed under: Talk Sports, Kobe Bryant Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa are being sued by their former housekeeper, who claims Vanessa was incredibly abusive -- even demanding that she put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve a tag from her blouse.Maria Jimenez claims Vanessa called... Permalink Subway Guy Swears He's Not Verizon Guy March 25, 2009 at 12:22 pm Filed under: Food Glorious Food You never see the two of them at the same place at the same time -- but Jared from Subway insists he's not the same guy from those Verizon commercials -- can you see it now? See Also Subway Jared Feeds Off His Celeb Status Dane Cook -- Eat... Permalink TMZ TV Tonite -- Size Matters March 25, 2009 at 12:21 pm Tonight on TMZ TV -- Fantasia Barrino's got one big booty, Jon and Kate leave their brood at home for a big night on the town, and Jared from Subway has shrunk so much ... he looks like the Verizon guy.Check your local listings.... Permalink Angela, Rupert & Julie: Face Off! March 25, 2009 at 12:20 pm Filed under: Beauty Angela Lansbury, 83, Rupert Everett, 49, and Julie Andrews, 73, managed to smile for this photo in NYC last night.The handsome trio look so good it's as if they were frozen in time. See Also Some Like It Taut... Permalink Feud Between Akon and Suge Triggered Robbery March 25, 2009 at 12:15 pm Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Music, Suge Knight We've now spoken with one of the victims of the home invasion robbery early this morning -- a man who works for Detail, Akon's producer -- and he says Suge Knight and money are behind the incident.Christopher Walker tells us at about 3:00 AM five men... Permalink Jon & Kate Just Ate ... Together March 25, 2009 at 12:10 pm Filed under: Gossip/Rumors Nothing says "My husband ain't divorcin' me" like a dinner for two at Mr. Chow -- so amid rumors of a possible split, the "Jon & Kate Plus 8" couple had a very public date night last night in Beverly Hills.When asked about their relationship, Kate... Permalink Fan-tush-ia Barrino Tests the Power of Spandex March 25, 2009 at 10:25 am Filed under: American Idol, Hot Bodies It ain't bad to be "American Idol" alum Fantasia Barrino right now ... girl says she's got a job, a couple of homes -- and a booty that just won't quit!!!Take a wild guess which of the above our cameraman was most excited about. See Also ... Permalink Akon's Employee Robbed at Gunpoint March 25, 2009 at 10:15 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Music One of Akon's employees got a special visit last night -- from some home invasion robbers.TMZ has learned four to five "black males" -- brandishing firearms -- rolled into a Van Nuys home occupied by a man who works for Akon last night and took a... Permalink Allred Trashes Octo -- Claims She Sucks in Private March 25, 2009 at 9:59 am Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, OctoMom The media war is getting nastier between Nadya Suleman and Gloria Allred -- with the cutthroat lawyer going on the "CBS Early Show" this morning to accuse OctoMom of only "burping, changing and loving" the babies "when the cameras are... Permalink Guy Ritchie -- Lock, Stock and One Black Eye March 25, 2009 at 9:39 am Filed under: Paparazzi Photo Former Mrs. Madonna Guy Ritchie left a pub in London last night sporting quite the shiner under his right eye.Perhaps he met someone who saw "Swept Away." See Also Guy Ritchie Upgrades to a New Model Guy in Madge's Backdoor -- But No... Permalink Gordon Ramsay Would Slay Bobby Flay March 25, 2009 at 9:30 am Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, Food Glorious Food Chef Gordon Ramsay could kick Bobby Flay's ass -- and we don't mean at Iron Chef.The Food Network star dropped some cooking tips for the recession -- chipotle PB&J! -- before unleashing this bombshell: The "Hells Kitchen" cook could take him in a... Permalink "Laguna Beach" Star in the Middle of Drug Bust March 25, 2009 at 4:00 am Filed under: Reality TV Alex Murrel was a featured cast member on season two of "Laguna Beach." Not featured -- her alleged drug dealer friend. Feds and local police raided the house Alex rents in Orange County last week and arrested a man identified as her boyfriend for... Permalink TMZ to Congress -- Do You Twitter Your Wife? March 25, 2009 at 3:30 am Filed under: Politix We asked Congressmen Jim Himes (D, CT), John Boccieri (D, OH), Joe Sestak (D, PA) Neil Abercrombie (D, HI) and Henry Cuellar (D, TX) what's the deal with all the Twittering on the Hill -- and while most were in the know, one of 'em thought it sounded... Permalink Vanilla Ice's Career -- Up in Smoke March 25, 2009 at 3:05 am Filed under: Wacky & Weird He hasn't had a mainstream album in 18 years. but yesterday in Hollywood, Vanilla Ice showed off his biggest hit yet ... See Also Vanilla Ice, Freaky Clown Collaborate and Listen 2 Legit 2 Just Give Up Already... Permalink Javier Bardem: Dead "Grey's" Guy? March 25, 2009 at 3:00 am Filed under: We're Just Sayin' Here's Penelope Cruz's real life Oscar winning boyfriend Javier Bardem at an event in NYC (left) -- and Katherine Heigl's dead boyfriend on "Grey's Anatomy," Jeffrey Dean Morgan, in L.A. (right).Both are so freakin' hot!We're just sayin'. See Also ... Permalink Paul Stanley Won't Poop on a Tour Bus... March 25, 2009 at 2:45 am Filed under: Wacky & Weird ... because KISS has their own frickin' private jet!It's amazing what rockstars are willing to reveal about themselves. See Also KISS Member Brags About His Member... Permalink Timbaland -- Blackground Blackballed Me March 25, 2009 at 1:01 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Music This is a story about a recording artist who became a big shot record producer ... so big, his own people allegedly wanted to take him down.Timbaland is going after his record label, Blackground Records, claiming they didn't utter a peep when he...