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Kimmel: God Is a Four-Letter Word March 20, 2009 at 5:25 pm While you and everyone you know was watching President Barack Obama piss off Special Olympians, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, aka McLovin, said f**k on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" -- and it wasn't censored. The word "God" however, was bleeped. See Also Bush... Permalink Ruth Madoff Spends Hard Earned Money March 20, 2009 at 5:00 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Food Glorious Food Hugh Jackman's Bernie Madoff's wife Ruth came out of hiding in her Upper East Side penthouse to do a little late night grocery shopping on Thursday.Even the wife of a $65 billion embezzler has gotta eat. See Also Hugh Jackman's Wife -- Married to... Permalink Justin & Jessica -- Where's the Funeral? March 20, 2009 at 4:30 pm Filed under: Justin Timberlake Decked out in "his & hers" mourning attire, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel solidified their position as Mastro's "Most Morose Couple."These two make Jessica Alba look like Richard Simmons. See Also Timberlake & Biel -- Sexy Back in the Day ... Permalink Zac & Vanessa -- Hot Buns Coming Through March 20, 2009 at 3:35 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Food Glorious Food, Zac Efron ... as in hamburger buns.Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens hit up the drive-thru at Six Dollar Burger haven Carl's Jr. yesterdayFast food should only be eaten in moderation -- wouldn't want to lose this. See Also Zac Efron: Busted with a Six Pack... Permalink "Star Wars" No Longer Portman's Crappiest Role March 20, 2009 at 3:20 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Critters Natalie Portman may need to be hospitalized for exhaustion, because she's really pooped.While in West Hollywood on Thursday, the 27-year-old starlet used leaves to dislodge a dingleberry.That still beats sharing screen time with Jar Jar Binks. See... Permalink New Twist in Natasha Richardson Death March 20, 2009 at 3:07 pm Filed under: Natasha Richardson Natasha Richardson wasn't admitted to the hospital until nearly four hours after her ski accident -- three hours longer than initially reported, according to a new report.And there's more. A ski resort spokesperson said Natasha was laughing and... Permalink Egon in "Ghostbusters": 'Memba Him?! March 20, 2009 at 2:55 pm Filed under: Movies, Beauty, 'Memba Them?! Although he has directed hit films like "Caddyshack," "Vacation" and "Groundhog Day," Harold Ramis is probably best known as Dr. Egon Spengler in the 1984 film "Ghostbusters." Guess what he looks like now!... Permalink Chevy Makes a Pee Line Through LAX March 20, 2009 at 2:45 pm Filed under: Wacky & Weird At 65, Chevy Chase still has it -- because it takes real skill to come off looking good after calling photogs "parasitic worms," joking about hitting a woman and pretending to pee in a trash can. At least we think he was pretending.... Permalink Addicted to Pole March 20, 2009 at 2:40 pm Filed under: Photo Galleries It doesn't matter where they are or what the circumstance -- if a star finds a pole, they're gonna get up on it. See Also Heather Graham on the Stripper Pole!... Permalink Pam Anderson: Spare Some Change? March 20, 2009 at 2:26 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Pamela Anderson, Hot Mamas The homeless situation in Malibu has really gotten out of control.Oh wait, it's actually just 41-year-old mother of two Pamela Anderson yesterday. Oopsies! See Also Pam Anderson: Hot Babe or Sad Mama? Pam Anderson Has Lost Her Damn ...... Permalink Kathy, Gloria & Rosie Go Topless March 20, 2009 at 2:01 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Rosie O'Donnell, Hot Mamas After having lunch together, BFFs Gloria Estefan and Rosie O'Donnell zipped around Miami Beach in a convertible and relegated their D-lister pal Kathy Griffin to the backseat.No word if Kathy and Gloria made O'Donnell pay for the meal after appearing... Permalink TMZ TV Tonite -- It's What You Make of It March 20, 2009 at 1:57 pm Tonight on TMZ TV -- Spike Lee tries to make our camera guy feel like dirt, Eric Nies makes the ultimate sacrifice to save a dog, and TMZ makes prison time just fly by.Check your local listings.... Permalink The Six Million Dollar Croc March 20, 2009 at 12:50 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Critters Meet RoboCroc -- a living, breathing, chomping crocodile cyborg!After this Florida croc's skull was crushed by a car, a team of plastic surgeons jumped in and rebuilt its face using four metal plates and 41 screws.Because that's just what Florida... Permalink Nude Dog Rescuer -- My Lungs Were Collapsing! March 20, 2009 at 12:40 pm Filed under: Critters, Reality TV We barely noticed Eric Nies with his clothes on in New York yesterday -- but the "Real World" doggy rescuer claims he's used to getting naked and jumping in freezing cold water because he frequents bathhouses ... no, not that kind. The naked pooch... Permalink Liam Neeson -- Moving Forward March 20, 2009 at 12:31 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Natasha Richardson Liam Neeson returned home from a walk last night just hours after the lights were dimmed on Broadway in honor of his late wife Natasha Richardson. See Also Natasha Richardson -- Cause of Death Natasha Richardson Autopsy Under Way First... Permalink Special Olympics Champ to Barack: Bring it On! March 20, 2009 at 10:57 am Filed under: Barack Obama, Politix A bowling phenom in the Special Olympics has just challenged Prez Barack Obama to a White House roll-off ... and he'll probably kick Barack's butt.Kolan McConiughey, a Special Olympics competitor who has bowled three perfect 300 games, tells TMZ that... Permalink Bush Would Have Been Skewered for Obama Joke March 20, 2009 at 9:50 am Filed under: Barack Obama President Barack Obama made fun of the handicapped last night on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." He was making a joke about his bad bowling skills, but here's the question -- if George W. Bush had said the same thing, would people be lashing out... Permalink T.R. Knight in Car Crash March 20, 2009 at 9:28 am Filed under: Nurse! T.R. Knight has another hit on his hands -- a three-car accident in Hollywood on Thursday.We're told T.R. was going eastbound on Hollywood Blvd -- the other car was going westbound when they collided. He was not injured, but a man and a woman were... Permalink Kim K -- Nick Jonas is Marked for Impurity March 20, 2009 at 9:20 am Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Kim Kardashian, Jonas Bros. If Kim Kardashian could have her way with any of the Jonas Brothers, she says she'd go with Nick -- and then she'd go to prison.Joe's 19, Kevin's 21 ... Nick's only 16. See Also Jonas Bros. Binge on Coke and Fast Food... Permalink Spike Lee Explodes: I'm So Much Better Than You! March 20, 2009 at 9:00 am Filed under: Celebrity Feuds Spike Lee went completely ballistic on our photog last night in New York, calling him a "hack" -- and backing his argument with one of the lamest lines we've ever heard: "What films you made? Did you make 'Do the Right Thing?'"For the record: No, we... Permalink Kate Moss Approached with Crack! March 20, 2009 at 2:15 am Filed under: Wacky & Weird If losing a paparazzi foot race to Kate Moss wasn't enough to get our photog to join a gym, the end result should be -- check out this lovely "coin-slot" shot from behind the group. See Also Kate Moss Had the Breast Day Ever The Real Kate Moss... Permalink Debra's New Lawsuit -- What a Messing! March 20, 2009 at 2:00 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice If you thought Debra Messing was cursed because she starred in "The Starter Wife," wait til you hear why she's being sued. Messing is one of the defendants in a personal injury lawsuit filed earlier this month. According to the suit, someone else was... Permalink Rachel Zoe: Miles Above the Rest March 20, 2009 at 1:25 am Filed under: We're Just Sayin' Here's celebrity stylist/Bravo personality Rachel Zoe in L.A. on Wednesday (left) -- and two-time Academy Award nominated actress Sylvia Miles in NYC a while back (right).Only one of them is 85 years old.We're just sayin'. See Also Adam Lambert:...