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Miley And Justin - What's Wrong with This Pic? March 1, 2009 at 10:46 am Filed under: Hot Bodies Justin Gaston, 20, jogging with 16-year-old Miley Cyrus. See if you can identify how many things are just plain wrong with this... See Also Miley's Sue-She Night Out Asians Want $4 Billion From Miley Miley: I Will Never Endorse Condoms... Permalink Waiters Stand At Attention for Megan March 1, 2009 at 10:44 am Filed under: Megan Fox Megan Fox eats at the Smoke House in Burbank... obviously. See Also Brian Austin Green -- How Do You Trade Up?... Permalink Kingston: You'll Never Work Again in this Town March 1, 2009 at 10:42 am Gwen Stefani's son Kingston had his perfect little life shattered yesterday in a Bev Hills park, when a known local bully pulled out a can of whoopass! See Also Look, Up in the Sky! 'Twas the Night We Almost Ruined Christmas... Permalink Chris Brown Strikes the Pose March 1, 2009 at 10:40 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Music, Rihanna, Chris Brown Chris Brown had a blast on a jet ski Thursday in Miami, where he's spending time with Rihanna -- the woman he allegedly beat just weeks earlier.Chris -- who looks like he's recreating the wind up leading to the punch that left Rihanna bloodied and... Permalink Madonna -- One False Move, Squirrel Gets It! March 1, 2009 at 10:37 am Filed under: Hook-Ups, Madonna While Madonna looks as if she's hoarding walnuts for the winter, her faux-boyfriend -- otherwise known as Jesus -- adds another layer to the A-Rod charade. See Also If Madonna Weren't Famous She'd Look Like ... Madonna Gets the Boys on Her... Permalink Robert Downey Jr.: Good Genes or Good Docs? March 1, 2009 at 3:30 am Filed under: Beauty Robert Downey Jr. really is back ... better than ever.Here's 25-year-old Downey back in 1991(left) -- and 18 years later, the 43-year-old version at the Oscars this week (right).Getting arrested and going to rehab a bunch of times really does the... Permalink Will Brown Be Charged with Beating Rihanna? March 1, 2009 at 3:23 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Music, Wacky & Weird, Rihanna, Chris Brown Now that Rihanna has apparently decided to forgive Chris Brown for that unfortunate beat down, the burning question is whether Chris will beat the rap.Here's the lowdown. We're hearing the case will be turned over to the Los Angeles County D.A. next... Permalink Actress Leslie Caron: 'Memba Her?! March 1, 2009 at 3:20 am Filed under: Movies, Beauty, 'Memba Them?! French Actress Leslie Caron became famous starring in '50s musicals like "Gigi", "Lili" and "An American in Paris." Guess what she looks like now!... Permalink Octobabies vs. YOUR Babies March 1, 2009 at 3:10 am Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Baby Watch, Critters, Photo Galleries Octomom has 37 kids ... blah, blah blah. What about your kid? They may not get on "Dr. Phil," but if your kid has a real TMZ attitude, he or she could win $250. Our staff will pick a winner on Monday. See Also Baby....What Baby?... Permalink Ann Coulter -- Private Dancer March 1, 2009 at 3:05 am Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Nurse! Apparently there's not a lot of food in the evil cave where Ann Coulter burrows.Now a full-fledged stick figure, Ann had the audacity to take bragging rights away from Tina Turner in the leg department.In the meat department, she comes up zero. See... Permalink TMZ Story Forces Bank to Return $1.6 Billion!!!! March 1, 2009 at 3:04 am Filed under: Wacky & Weird How's this for action. Northern Trust -- the bank TMZ exposed this week for throwing a series of lavish parties and concerts in L.A, is giving back the $1.6 billion in federal bailout money!We had our cameras out as the bank hosted fancy dinners for... Permalink Rihanna and Chris Brown -- Back Together! March 1, 2009 at 3:02 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Rihanna, Chris Brown What is she thinking?!The story just broke on People.com and TMZ has confirmed, the couple has reconciled and they are "together." According to the report, the two are hanging at one of Diddy's homes. The L.A. County D.A. is expected to get the case... Permalink The Cure for Jackie Stallone March 1, 2009 at 3:00 am Filed under: We're Just Sayin' Here's lovely the Cure lead singer Robert Smith, 49, at an event in London on Wednesday (left) -- and the stunning Jackie Stallone, 87, at some event a while back (right).One of them is known to smear their lipstick on purpose.We're just sayin' See... Permalink Chris Brown Strikes the Pose February 28, 2009 at 1:24 pm Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Music, Rihanna, Chris Brown Chris Brown had a blast on a jet ski Thursday in Miami, where he's spending time with Rihanna -- the woman he allegedly beat just weeks earlier.Chris -- who looks like he's recreating the wind up leading to the punch that left Rihanna bloodied and... Permalink TMZ Story Forces Bank to Return $1.6 Billion!!!! February 28, 2009 at 10:00 am How's this for action. Northern Trust -- the bank TMZ exposed this week for throwing a series of lavish parties and concerts in L.A, is giving back the $1.6 billion in federal bailout money!We had our cameras out as the bank hosted fancy dinners for... Permalink Rihanna and Chris Brown -- Back Together! February 28, 2009 at 7:00 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Rihanna, Chris Brown What is she thinking?!The story just broke on People.com and TMZ has confirmed, the couple has reconciled and they are "together." According to the report, the two are hanging at one of Diddy's homes. The L.A. County D.A. is expected to get the case... Permalink SJP's House Hunt -- No Boys Allowed February 28, 2009 at 6:40 am Filed under: TV, Wacky & Weird Sarah Jessica Parker did a little window shopping yesterday -- with a real estate agent! While SJP looked at an available brownstone, her hubby/legally bound partner Matthew Broderick, was clearly missing from the excursion.Not that there's anything... Permalink Britney: I Can Smoke Cause I Don't Really Sing February 28, 2009 at 6:30 am Filed under: Music, Kids, Britney Spears, K-Fed It's a good thing Britney lip-syncs. Real singers have that whole smokers voice issue just before kicking off a tour.As bro Bryan handles the kids. Brit handles a cig as she lands in Louisiana. The kids will stay there while Britney begins a series... Permalink Will Brown Be Charged with Beating Rihanna? February 28, 2009 at 6:26 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Music, Wacky & Weird, Rihanna, Chris Brown Now that Rihanna has apparently decided to forgive Chris Brown for that unfortunate beat down, the burning question is whether Chris will beat the rap.Here's the lowdown. We're hearing the case will be turned over to the Los Angeles County D.A. next... Permalink Octobabies vs. YOUR Babies February 28, 2009 at 6:25 am Filed under: Baby Watch Octomom has 37 kids ... blah, blah blah. What about your kid? They may not get on "Dr. Phil," but if your kid has a real TMZ attitude, he or she could win $250. Submit a photo by emailing us and we'll put it on the website. Our staff will pick a... Permalink Arsenio Hall: I Kill with Domestic Violence Humor February 28, 2009 at 5:30 am Filed under: TV, Wacky & Weird, You Might Want to Rethink So this is one for the ages ... Arsenio Hall struggling to find humor in the brutal beating of Rihanna. See Also Rihanna -- The Face of a Battered Woman Rihanna and Chris Brown -- Back Together!... Permalink Siouxsie and the Banshees: 'Memba Her?! February 28, 2009 at 5:00 am Filed under: Music, Beauty, 'Memba Them?! With songs like "Cities in Dust," a cover of "Dear Prudence" and "Kiss Them for Me," Susan Janet Baillon became famous as the lead singer of '80s British punk/new wave band Siouxsie and the Banshees. Guess what she looks like now!... Permalink Cop Forces Simon to Idle February 28, 2009 at 4:55 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice, American Idol Simon Cowell saves his charm for when it counts -- he apparently talked his way out of a ticket!This pic shows the "American Idol" judge in the clutches of a Beverly Hills cop this afternoon. The PD told us it was a "non-event traffic stop" and no... Permalink Kanye High February 28, 2009 at 4:30 am Filed under: Music, Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Kanye West Finally, an explanation re: Kanye's feeble attempt to become the next Arthur Fonzarelli.The superstar/emotional/ninth-grader was wearing a letterman jacket this week ... now we know it's from Kamaikin High School in Washington.We're guessing it was a... Permalink "RENT" Star -- Piven's Fish Tale Is BS! February 28, 2009 at 12:00 am Filed under: Celebrity Feuds Adam Pascal -- "Roger" from the original cast of "RENT," now at the Pantages in L.A. -- put Jeremy Piven on blast last night for using sushi to bail on his Broadway play -- calling Piv's excuse "crap" and total bull. See Also Piven Back on...