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Please add updates@feedmyinbox.com to your address book to make sure you receive these messages in the future. TMZ.com 'Bama Cop Let Johnson's Crazy Talking Fan Go April 1, 2009 at 8:44 pm Filed under: Shawn Johnson The man accused of stalking Shawn Johnson was actually stopped by Alabama cops during his cross country trek to California -- and was caught on tape nonsensically rambling to police about his plans to meet and marry the Olympic champion.In ... Permalink "You Guys Played Like Poop" April 1, 2009 at 6:40 pm Filed under: Talk Sports The Arizona State University women's basketball team was getting stomped on by UConn yesterday, when Coach Charlie Turner Thorne dropped perhaps the greatest line in a women's basketball halftime speech ever ...Try not to laugh, we dare you. ... Permalink Hayden P -- From Jailbait to Shark Bait April 1, 2009 at 6:20 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hayden Panettiere, Critters The ratings for "Heroes" aren't the only thing that have taken a dive.Hayden Panettiere, 19, went Down Under and swam with sharks on Wednesday.Save the cheerleader, save her show! See Also Hayden Panettiere Lights Up and Gets Lei'd Hayden Calls ... Permalink Connick, Jr. Blames Po' Boys for Po' Physique April 1, 2009 at 5:15 pm Filed under: Hot Bodies, Food Glorious Food After those beefed up St. Barts pics, Harry Connick, Jr. admitted he's on the Janet Jackson nutrition plan -- get fit when you gotta work, but load up on them po' boys when you think nobody's lookin'. See Also Harry Connick's Got That Big Waist ... Permalink Lutfi Sis -- I Set Up Brit and Sam's Secret Phone April 1, 2009 at 4:02 pm Filed under: Britney Spears Sam Lutfi's sister (who knew he had one) testified in court today that she played middle man to help Britney Spears stay in touch with Sam -- and her version of the story sounds like a James Bond movie.In a hearing regarding the temporary restraining ... Permalink Dumbass Criminal Tackles Door, Loses April 1, 2009 at 4:00 pm YOU GOTTA SEE THIS MORON IN ACTION!!!Cops in Florida are on the lookout for a stupid criminal with a broken face after the suspect attempted to break into a house by diving head-first into the back door -- which was locked. The guy actually clears a ... Permalink They Shouldn't Call Him Mr. Tibbs?! April 1, 2009 at 3:00 pm Filed under: Wacky & Weird Photog: Is it alright if I call you Mr. Tibbs?Sidney Poitier: Silence ...So ... that's a "No" then? See Also Sidney Poitier Plays in Traffic ... Permalink TMZ's Celeb Snapshot Contest! April 1, 2009 at 2:51 pm Did you take an awesome picture with a celebrity and desperately want to show it off? Email it in to TMZ's Celeb Snapshot Contest and you could win the $250 prize!!! ... Permalink OctoMom's Ride Attacked by Anonymous Cowards April 1, 2009 at 2:40 pm Filed under: OctoMom It's okay to not like OctoMom -- but this is going too far. When Nadya Suleman woke up this morning, she noticed someone had smashed in the back window of her OctoWagon in the middle of the night. La Habra police tell us they took a report this ... Permalink Brave Women Risk Photo with Chris Brown April 1, 2009 at 1:39 pm Filed under: Rihanna, Chris Brown Using the highly effective "strength in numbers" method, the brave women of the University of Mary Washington basketball team set their fears aside and forced a few smiles for this pic with alleged woman beater Chris Brown.Chris spends a lot of time... Permalink OctoMom -- Stripes are Slimming, So Are Leftovers April 1, 2009 at 1:37 pm Filed under: Food Glorious Food, OctoMom She hasn't lost her kids -- yet -- but one thing Nadya Suleman has lost: A helluva lot of weight.Her secret: Only eating her children's "leftovers." Oh yeah, and having 8 babies ripped out of her belly may have helped too. See Also 1,500 More... Permalink Reba McEntire Chooses Funny Over Die April 1, 2009 at 1:35 pm Filed under: Wacky & Weird The key to any good April Fools' Day joke is commitment. FunnyOrDie.com wasn't just makin' a joke about being bought out by Reba McEntire and changing their name to RebaOrDie.com -- they actually changed their entire site. Well played, Will Ferrell.... Permalink Justin Timberlake: Man in the Mirror April 1, 2009 at 1:30 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Justin Timberlake, Ride Me Objects in the mirror are more famous than they appear.Justin Timberlake always checks his blind spot. See Also Justin Timberlake Is a Baller... Permalink Adam Lambert Is a Munster April 1, 2009 at 1:14 pm Filed under: We're Just Sayin' Here's "American Idol" wannabe Adam Lambert on last night's show (left) -- and Eddie Munster from the '60s TV series "The Munsters" (right).Only one of them is known for his incessant screeching.We're just sayin'. See Also Adam Lambert: David... Permalink Fake Chris Brown's Dad Dupes the Calendarless April 1, 2009 at 1:10 pm Filed under: Rihanna, Chris Brown Radio stations across the country are taking full advantage of April Fools' Day by duping their listeners into believing the craziest bits of nonsense -- and here are two examples of this morning's rampant bits of tomfoolery. The folks over at The ... Permalink TMZ TV Tonite -- Doggy Style April 1, 2009 at 1:01 pm Tonight on TMZ TV -- Matthew McConnaughey takes his dog BJ to the beach, Harry Connick, Jr. needs to lay off the hot dogs, and exactly how much of a horn dog is Mark Ballas?Check your local listings. ... Permalink Actress/Singer Melba Moore: 'Memba Her?! April 1, 2009 at 1:00 pm Filed under: Music, Beauty, 'Memba Them?! In the '70s, Melba Moore earned multiple Grammy nominations and a Tony award for her role in "Purlie." Guess what she looks like now! ... Permalink Bobby Brown's Prerogative to Diss Vanilla Ice April 1, 2009 at 12:58 pm Filed under: Music Neither of 'em have had hit songs since the early '90s -- but don't expect Bobby Brown to hit the road with Vanilla Ice anytime soon.Good to hear Bobby still has some standards. See Also Vanilla Ice's Career -- Up in Smoke... Permalink K-Fed: Still a Bigger Star than Britney April 1, 2009 at 12:40 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, K-Fed Wearing his unemployed former dancer maternity scrubs, Kevin Federline stopped by a Mexican restaurant for a Britney-subsidized light lunch with girlfriend Victoria Prince in L.A. on Tuesday.Rumors that K-Fed is pregnant are false. See Also ... Permalink Obama Gets Naked ... Chef April 1, 2009 at 12:20 pm Filed under: Food Glorious Food, Barack Obama Jamie Oliver, aka "The Naked Chef," is cooking up a feast for Obama and the rest of the G20 summit tonight -- and boy does it sound, well, British.Oliver wouldn't tell us the menu yesterday in London, but later posted it on his website: Shoulder of... Permalink Now Zac Efron's Chest Is Waxed April 1, 2009 at 12:09 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies, Zac Efron With no Q-tips in sight, Zac Efron showed off his ripped and hairless torso in Hollywood on Tuesday.Damn that Vanessa Hudgens! See Also Cue Zac Efron Zac Efron Busted with a Six Pack... Permalink "Dancing" Star -- Giraffes Kill the Mood April 1, 2009 at 11:47 am Filed under: Dancing with the Stars Mark Ballas, take note -- "Dancing with the Stars" hottie Gilles Marini has a surefire way to keep the inappropriately timed tent pitching to a minimum: Think about Geoffrey the Giraffe!According to Gilles, it's one way to guarantee a certain someone... Permalink Suri & Violet: Choc One Up April 1, 2009 at 11:30 am Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Tom & Katie, Jennifer Garner With their mouths covered in chocolate, adorable lil' Suri Cruise and Violet Affleck stole the spotlight from their birth mothers on Tuesday.While Jen Garner took Violet out for some frozen yogurt, Katie Holmes must have given Suri a Scientolotreat... Permalink Ballas -- I'm So Excited, I Just Can't Hide It April 1, 2009 at 11:00 am Filed under: Dancing with the Stars, Shawn Johnson Mark Ballas says "Of course" he gets excited working with 17-year-old Shawn Johnson on "Dancing with the Stars" ... though we already knew that, he just didn't quite catch our drift. See Also Pole Dancing with the Stars... Permalink "Idol" Janitors -- Spade Is the Enemy! April 1, 2009 at 7:08 am Filed under: American Idol David Spade tried to stealthily dispose of his gum under his seat on the "American Idol" set last night -- not a good idea when you're sitting directly behind a judge who's telling a dawg how it is.... See Also Spade's Mom -- One Proud Granny... Permalink Nancy Pelosi -- All Atwitter Over TMZ April 1, 2009 at 1:20 am Filed under: Politix Forget the economy, war, poverty and substandard education -- the troops in the offices of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi are spending time worrying about TMZ and Twitter.A spokesman in Pelosi's office confirmed the Speaker's Director of New Media sent... Permalink Chris Brown Shoots, Misses the Point April 1, 2009 at 1:15 am Filed under: Chris Brown Chris Brown spent Tuesday hooping it up at the University of Mary Washington in Fredericksburg, Va. And the school just happens to be in the middle of The White Ribbon Campaign ... a week devoted to raising awareness about violence towards women.... Permalink Elton John: "Misery" Loves Company April 1, 2009 at 1:10 am Filed under: We're Just Sayin' Here's 62-year-old rock legend Elton John at a concert in California on Monday (left) -- and 60-year-old Oscar winning actress Kathy Bates a while back (right).Only one is married.We're just sayin'. See Also "Real Housewife" -- D-Listed... Permalink Hairy Fans Brow Down for Jonas Bro Tix April 1, 2009 at 1:07 am Filed under: Jonas Bros. Insane Jonas Brothers fans in Miami were willing to let a Y100 radio DJ rip the eyebrows off their faces for Jonas Brothers tickets -- replicating the pain and suffering most people experience when listening to an actual Jonas Brothers album. Go... Permalink David Hasselhoff: Hot & Bothered April 1, 2009 at 1:05 am Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies With his shirtless flesh glistening in the sultry Miami humidity, David Hasselhoff showed off his gorgeous hairy moobs on Tuesday.To guard himself from the sight of his own perspiring flesh, the 56-year-old wore military grade protective eye... Permalink   This email was sent to createrofheaven.lend@blogger.com.  Create Your Account Don't want to receive this feed any longer? Unsubscribe here.