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Track Suit Charles' New Mug March 8, 2009 at 7:09 pm Filed under: Talk Sports A less sweaty, Nike track suit wearing Sir Charles Barkley posed for this new mugshot when he entered Tent City Jail in Arizona yesterday.Barkley -- who will finish his 3-day sentence for DUI tomorrow -- is allowed to rock the track suit because he's... Permalink Brown Wants Misdemeanor Plea, No Jail Time March 8, 2009 at 2:06 pm Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Rihanna, Chris Brown Sources tell TMZ Chris Brown will cop a plea, but only to a misdemeanor and with no jail time.We're told Brown's people have consulted with outside legal eagles -- including law school professors -- who have said Rihanna's own aggressiveness takes it... Permalink Matt Damon -- Mad For Spandex March 8, 2009 at 1:15 pm Are you crazy enough to be like Matt Damon? If so, you're probably already wearing biking shorts 18 sizes too small. But if you're a normal person, all you can really do is stare in horror as the actor's body parts struggle to escape from their... Permalink Freak Explosion Kills Martha Stewart's Dog March 8, 2009 at 1:07 pm Filed under: R.I.P. It's dangerous work being one of Martha Stewart's dogs -- because her latest pup just perished in a deadly propane explosion at a Pennsylvania kennel.Ghenghis Kahn -- the second of Martha's dogs to die in the last year -- was one of 17 dogs killed in... Permalink Britney's 3-Ring Entertains Sick Kids March 8, 2009 at 1:02 pm Filed under: Britney Spears Leaving her tassels on the tour bus, Britney Spears brightened some kids' day yesterday by bringing her circus -- including Michael Jackson's umbrella gang -- to the Miami Children's Hospital.When she's good, she great. See Also Britney Takes... Permalink Dwayne Johnson -- Rock of Ages March 8, 2009 at 12:15 pm Filed under: Movies, Hot Bodies In case all his recent kid-friendly movies made you forget, the Rock should make you afraid...very afraid.Not sure exactly what the tat represents, but it probably means something like "I could crush your skull with this one gigantic arm." See... Permalink Billy Crudup -- Too Good to be Twue March 8, 2009 at 12:10 pm Filed under: Movies, Wacky & Weird, Hot Bodies Bad news for Billy Crudup fans -- that whole "Watchmen" thing -- it's too big to be true.Fans are buzzing over scenes in the flick featuring a completely naked Crudup as the very blue superhero Dr. Manhattan. What you suspected is correct -- Crudup's... Permalink Finally, Someone Dumber than Paris March 8, 2009 at 11:58 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paris Hilton Alas, Paris Hilton has found someone more feeble upstairs than her.As Hiltie pretended to sing at Body English in Las Vegas last night, Doug Reinhardt blew her cover -- a refreshing turnabout for sure -- grabbling her mic for a crowd reaction. The... Permalink Publicist to OctoMom: I CAN Quit You! March 8, 2009 at 11:54 am Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, OctoMom A publicist is paid money to say good things about you -- which is why it's always a problem if they keep leaving and calling you "nuts."Victor Munoz is the second publicist to quit on Nadya Suleman -- and he blamed Octo's greediness (and the fact... Permalink Hayden Panetierre Lights Up and Gets Lei'd March 8, 2009 at 11:41 am Filed under: Hayden Panettiere Smoking -- the law says it's the one vice Hayden Panetierre can embrace.The 19-year-old was caught with a square while getting the royal treatment yesterday in Hawaii. See Also Hayden calls Cops After Bouncer Boots Her Hayden Panettiere's New...