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Kanye vs. GF -- Race for the Porcelain Throne March 7, 2009 at 3:05 am Filed under: Kanye West Kanye West and GF/stripper Amber Rose made pee-lines to their respective bathrooms this morning at JFK -- sure, guys have an edge ... sometimes ... but who do you think came out first? See Also Kanye's GF -- If the Stripper Heels Fit ...... Permalink Celebrity Look-Alike Contest!!! March 7, 2009 at 3:00 am Filed under: Photo Galleries Fake Angelinas, a bogus Bruce Willis, and a poser Penelope Cruz -- the TMZ celebrity look-alike contest brought in a ton of worthy submissions -- and some lame ones too -- but alas, the finalists have been chosen! Which of these wannabes will score... Permalink The Most Tasteless, Hilarious Joke Ever March 7, 2009 at 2:30 am Filed under: Rihanna, Chris Brown It's wrong in every possible way, shape and form, but when Lisa Lampanelli decided it was time to exploit Rihanna's horrible, tragic situation at the Comedy Central Roast of Larry the Cable Guy -- people couldn't help but crack up. Roast of... Permalink Tom & Gisele -- Dumped March 7, 2009 at 2:15 am Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Tom & Gisele On Friday, newlyweds Tom Brady & Gisele both got rid of the flowers leftover from their wedding by dumping them over the side of their home.Nothing lasts forever. See Also Topless Tom Brady -- Who's Your Daddy!? Gisele Sends Best Bitch to Best... Permalink The Dad on "Good Times": 'Memba Him?! March 7, 2009 at 2:00 am Filed under: TV, Beauty, 'Memba Them?! John Amos starred on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" and the miniseries "Roots," but is best know for playing the dad on the '70s TV series "Good Times." Guess what he looks like now!... Permalink Jackson -- You Are Not Alone, Not Even Close March 6, 2009 at 4:33 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Michael Jackson Judging from the absolute clusterf**k that went down outside the Drury Lane Theatre tonight in London, one thing is for sure -- Jacko's fans are just as crazy as he is. See Also Michael Jackson -- Pretty? Young? Thing Coherent Jacko Declared... Permalink Chris Brown -- It Was All Business March 6, 2009 at 3:23 pm Filed under: Chris Brown TMZ has learned what Chris Brown was doing at the SLS Hotel in Beverly Hills late last night -- and it WASN'T boozing!Sources close to the situation tell TMZ Chris was strictly there for a dinner business meeting with a man who works in the music... Permalink Actress Waxes Brazilian -- Not the Language March 6, 2009 at 3:00 pm Filed under: Beauty Kim Coles stepped into the Thirty Mile Zone yesterday -- but the only zone she was worried about was her bikini.It didn't take long for the "Living Single" star to start talking about waxing her no-no special place with a female pap -- and it took... Permalink Coolio Busted for Crack March 6, 2009 at 2:40 pm Filed under: Celebrity Justice TMZ has learned Coolio has just been arrested at LAX for possession of crack cocaine. We're told the rapper was going through a security screening to get to his Southwest Airlines flight when a screener found crack cocaine on his person. Sources... Permalink The Night of the Living D-Listers March 6, 2009 at 2:29 pm Filed under: Train Wrecks If two MTV hasbeens get together and make total jackasses of themselves by getting wasted and stealing a homeless man's cart, does that make them any less irrelevant? See Also Tom Green Blows K-Fed Out of the Water Andy Milonakis -- Lindsay's... Permalink Judge Allows Rihanna to Tape Chris Brown March 6, 2009 at 2:00 pm Filed under: Rihanna, Chris Brown TMZ has obtained a copy of the protective order against Chris Brown -- in which a judge is allowing Rihanna to record any phone conversations she has with Chris. The order, filed yesterday in Los Angeles Superior Court, says Brown must not "harass,... Permalink Riding Jake Gyllenhaal March 6, 2009 at 1:44 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Jake Gyllenhaal Wearing protection and spandex, Jake Gyllenhaal got his cardio on and went for a Reese Witherspoon-free bike ride in L.A. on Thursday.Just looking at the 28-year-old stud will help you reach your target heart rate. See Also Jake Gyllenhaal --... Permalink The Boz Set Free March 6, 2009 at 1:40 pm Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Talk Sports, Drunks Brian Bosworth was released from jail just moments ago -- and if he looks like he just got run over by Bo Jackson, it's because cops say he was driving around Hollywood completely smashed early this morning. See Also Brian Bosworth Busted for... Permalink Chick in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off": 'Memba Her?! March 6, 2009 at 1:15 pm Filed under: Movies, Beauty, 'Memba Them?! Mia Sara is best known for playing Matthew Broderick's girlfriend Sloane Peterson in the 1986 film "Ferris Bueller's Day Off." Guess what she looks like now!... Permalink TMZ TV Tonite -- Game Over March 6, 2009 at 1:10 pm Tonight on TMZ TV -- Chris Brown seems to think he's playing a fun game, Justin Timberlake needs to work on his basketball game, and Ivana Trump has no shame in her game.Check your local listings.... Permalink Timberlake Goes to Court -- Balls Out March 6, 2009 at 1:00 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Justin Timberlake, Talk Sports He's worth millions, has a hot chick and plays a mean game of golf -- but now we have yet another reason to be jealous of Justin Timberlake: He's not too bad on the b-ball court either. See Also Happy B-Day, Jessica Biel Esq.... Permalink Barkley Catches Huge Break -- Jail Time Reduced! March 6, 2009 at 12:30 pm Filed under: Celebrity Justice TMZ has learned Charles Barkley will only have to serve three days in an Arizona jail -- not the five he was expected to serve.The Scottsdale City court tells TMZ the City Prosecutor recommended the reduction in punishment for his December 31st DUI... Permalink Tiffany -- I Think We're Full Grown Now March 6, 2009 at 11:17 am Filed under: Music, Full Throttle Fashion We're not saying she looked bad at all, but .... when 37-year-old/former mall rat Tiffany decided to rock reeeeaaaallllly tight spandex pants during her performance at Tao in Vegas last night, she should've considered who she'd be standing next to:...