3/4 TMZ.com

Brit to K-Fed: I Thought Y'all Was Babysittin' March 3, 2009 at 6:30 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Britney Spears, K-Fed Britney Spears agreed to pay Kevin Federline $5,000 a week while she's on tour. So how does K-Fed spend his first night in New Orleans with the kiddies? He doesn't spend it with the kiddies.Kevin spent the night at Harrahs Casino -- possibly doubling... Permalink Dr. Phil, Gloria Allred, OctoMom -- Perfect Storm March 3, 2009 at 5:12 pm Filed under: Dr. Phil, OctoMom What do you get when OctoMom and Gloria Allred show up at Dr. Phil's home doorstep today in Bev Hills? We're pretty sure it involves TV and some serious cash. See Also OctoMom Probed By Child Services... Permalink McNugget 911 Calls -- The Unhappy Meal Drama March 3, 2009 at 2:50 pm Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Food Glorious Food TMZ has obtained the THREE 911 calls by the woman who couldn't get a refund after a McDonald's in Florida ran out of McNuggets.UPDATE -- A rep for McD's tells TMZ, "Satisfying each and every customer that visits our restaurants is very important to... Permalink Jerry Lewis -- Still Full of Schtick March 3, 2009 at 2:45 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird The dude's 82 and on vacation in Paris, but not even that combination could turn Jerry Lewis' slapstick switch to "Off." See Also Jerry Lewis Flames Out ... Again Jerry -- Toteboardin', Gun Totin'... Permalink Anna Banana March 3, 2009 at 2:42 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, TV, Food Glorious Food AnnaLynne McCord from "90210" at craft services... See Also AnnaLynne McCord -- Hard To Swallow... Permalink John Connor's Dad: Bale Rant "Kinda Sad" March 3, 2009 at 2:00 pm Filed under: Christian Bale Fighting against Skynet is one thing -- but when it comes to screaming at a DP on set, certain "Terminator" stars don't always have each other's backs.Michael Biehn, who played John Connor's dad in the original "Terminator," says Christian Bale's... Permalink Cheryl Burke's New Boyfriend Is Hot, But.... March 3, 2009 at 1:10 pm Filed under: Hook-Ups, Dancing with the Stars ... then he went and opened his mouth. We were kinda impressed that "Dancing with the Stars" booty shaker Cheryl Burke pulled someone so damn good looking -- and then he tried to be funny. And that totally ruined it. See Also Cheryl Burke in Hit... Permalink Suge: I'll Ride with Chris Brown 1,000% March 3, 2009 at 12:45 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Rihanna, Chris Brown, Suge Knight Alleged woman beaters gotta stick together -- and Suge Knight is staying Team Brown when it comes to Chris' altercation with Rihanna.You'd think after getting embarassingly knocked out in two high profile fights, Suge might have a little more... Permalink Guess Who This Baby Transformed Into! March 3, 2009 at 12:40 pm Filed under: Beauty, 'Memba Them?! Before becoming a media sensation, this bald babe was just another little girl under the care of her parents. Can you guess who she became?!... Permalink Woman Falls, Can't Get Up, Sues Paula Abdul March 3, 2009 at 12:39 pm Filed under: Celebrity Justice When a woman falls and injures herself, and Paula Abdul is somehow involved, nine times out of ten the woman that fell is Paula. This is not one of those times. A woman is suing Paula Abdul -- along with Bravo Television, NBC Universal, and a host of... Permalink Jamie Spears -- Britney Is Hard Work March 3, 2009 at 12:38 pm Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Britney Spears Jamie Spears says taking care of Britney is more than a full time job, and that's why the court is giving him $16,000 a month.In a declaration to the conservatorship commissioner filed Friday, Jamie wrote that he engages in 200 - 400 communications... Permalink TMZ TV Tonite -- Balls Out! March 3, 2009 at 12:37 pm Tonight on TMZ TV -- Stone Cold Steve Austin chats about shrinking balls, Cheryl Burke's new guy may be hot, but he's definitely not on the ball, and McDonald's won't play ball with one woman when they run out of McNuggets.Check your local listings.... Permalink Albino Dolphin Tickled Pink March 3, 2009 at 12:30 pm Filed under: Critters Don't adjust your computer screens, a pink albino dolphin has surfaced in a Louisiana lake.The marine mammal is the world's only known pink Bottlenose dolphinThere is no relation to the pink elephants you saw after happy hour last night. See... Permalink Burt Bacharach -- Do I Make You Horny, Baby? March 3, 2009 at 12:25 pm Filed under: Wacky & Weird He should change his name to Burt Mack-arach. Last night at LAX, Burt got further proof that his songs can seal the deal for just about any guy.... Permalink McNutt to Cops: "McNuggets Are an Emergency!" March 3, 2009 at 12:07 pm Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Food Glorious Food There's a reason this woman is wearing a serious grimace on her face -- she was just arrested over a box of Chicken McNuggets!!Here's how it all went down: Latreasa Goodman claims she ordered -- and paid -- for a box of some delicious nuggets at a... Permalink Weren't You Famous in the '90s?! March 3, 2009 at 12:00 pm Filed under: Wacky & Weird Warm up your flux capacitor, 'cause we're taking a trip back to a simpler time -- when MC Hammer still had a career and TV still had successful sitcoms ... the '90s!!Last night Dan Tana's was overflowing with TV stars from the last decade --... Permalink OctoMom Probed by Child Services March 3, 2009 at 9:00 am Filed under: OctoMom Before she had the octuplets, Nadya Suleman was investigated by the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services (DCFS) ... and that's just the beginning -- cops have been called to her homestead a slew of times.We've learned on July 7,... Permalink Ed Westwick Gets Stuffed March 3, 2009 at 8:56 am Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Food Glorious Food Greetings from the left coast, Upper East Siders. Spotted: Chuck Bass satiating his oral fixation by eating with two male pals in West Hollywood on Monday.Nate Archibald was no where in sight. XOXO. See Also "Gossip" Guy Is the Boogeyman Ed... Permalink Stone Cold Stunner -- Did Steve Shave the Goat?! March 3, 2009 at 8:55 am Filed under: Wacky & Weird He walks like Stone Cold ... he sounds like Stone Cold ... but without the goatee, he only kinda sorta looks like Stone Cold. We got a guy who we believe to be WWE legend Stone Cold Steve Austin leaving the Firehouse restaurant in Venice Beach... Permalink Chris Brown -- Investigation Continues March 3, 2009 at 8:52 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Rihanna, Chris Brown Just a status report: Police are still tying up loose ends in the Chris Brown investigation. The L.A. County D.A. does not have the case for review -- at least not yet.The D.A. sent the case back to the LAPD last month to further investigate the...