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A-Roid -- Family Is All The Rage March 3, 2009 at 1:00 am Filed under: Talk Sports, Dirty Divorces Next stop on the Alex Rodriguez Apology Tour -- his own family. A-Fraud met up with ex-wife Cynthia at a P.F. Chang's in Tampa on Sunday.No press conference required. See Also A-Roid -- Crocodile Tears A-Roid Field Still A Go A-Roid Confesses... Permalink Sharon Osbourne Sued for Hair Attack March 2, 2009 at 7:26 pm Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Reality TV Sharon Osbourne has been sued by the woman she attacked on her VH1 reality show, "Rock of Love: Charm School."Megan Hauserman claims Sharon went ballistic during a taping, punching and grabbing her by the hair and refusing to let go, and scratching... Permalink OctoBabies vs Your Babies -- The Winner March 2, 2009 at 6:47 pm Filed under: Kids We got a pile of photos in our contest for the baby with the best TMZ attitude and this black-eyed child named Sammy reigned supreme ... at least with our staff. So Sammy scores $250.This coming weekend, a NEW CONTEST -- THE PERSON WHO LOOKS MOST... Permalink Gary Collins -- Jailbound March 2, 2009 at 6:00 pm Filed under: Celebrity Justice Gary Collins has just pled no contest to driving under the influence of alcohol -- his third one -- and he's been sentenced to 120 days in the pokey ... but there's a catch.Gary can apply for house arrest with an electronic monitoring device --... Permalink Tony Romo Showcases Breakaway Speed March 2, 2009 at 5:28 pm Filed under: Jessica Simpson, Talk Sports Since we're not in the middle of the NFL Playoffs and no game was on the line, Tony Romo was able to jog all the way to his car last night without falling down 2 yards before pay dirt. See Also Jessica Simpson Curves Her Enthusiasm Jessica a... Permalink Arnold: I Want to Ride My Bicycle March 2, 2009 at 5:25 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Celebritoyz, Politix With California bankrupt and in a drought emergency, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger spent a beautiful Sunday afternoon riding his bike with his bodyguards.How does the 61-year-old find the time?! See Also Schwarzenegger Says He's Expendable ... Permalink TMZ Photog Punk'd by "Reno 911" Star March 2, 2009 at 5:10 pm Filed under: Wacky & Weird Cedric Yarbrough from "Reno 911" made our photog look like a giant sucker this weekend after he faked like he couldn't get a cab just so he could screw with the paps ... and it worked. See Also "Reno 911" Officer Gives Paris Pointers... Permalink Gisele Bundchen -- Adios Tom! March 2, 2009 at 3:30 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Tom & Gisele Three days after tying the knot with Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen is already abandoning him for Mexican food in the Valley.With her short-shorts showing off what you can never have, just married Gisele Bundchen went out to Casa Vega in Studio City... Permalink L.A. Clipper -- We Suck So Much, It's Funny March 2, 2009 at 2:00 pm Filed under: Talk Sports With an abysmal 15-45 record, it's a safe bet the Clippers won't be making the playoffs. So when we suggested it as an option, even the team's point guard, Baron Davis, couldn't hold back a laugh. See Also Clippers Star Gets Shot with Kate Hudson... Permalink Judge Says Tyrese Has to Pay the Rent March 2, 2009 at 1:30 pm Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Dirty Divorces Tyrese Gibson's 10-month marriage is starting to cost him dearly. A judge today ordered Gibson to fork over $65,000 to his estranged wife Norma. In addition, he'll shell out $6,230/month in support, pay her rent ($2,730) and make her car payments... Permalink Chris & Rihanna -- Back To Where It Started March 2, 2009 at 1:10 pm Filed under: Rihanna, Chris Brown Rihanna and Chris Brown are both back in the city where she was beaten to a bloody pulp just weeks ago, and get this -- the twosome traveled to L.A. together!Further proof that their relationship is in fact "on-again," both Chris and RiRi were seen... Permalink Brad Pitt -- Feelin' Frisky? March 2, 2009 at 1:05 pm Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Brad & Angelina Brad Pitt was deemed a security risk at LAX this weekend -- and not missing a chance to pat down one of the hottest guys alive, security pulled him into a back room for a thorough wanding ... we're guessing he was asked what Jennifer Aniston was... Permalink Jimmy Osmond: 'Memba Him?! March 2, 2009 at 1:02 pm Filed under: Music, Beauty, 'Memba Them?! In the '70s, Jimmy Osmond became famous as the ninth and youngest member of musical family The Osmonds. Guess what he looks like now!... Permalink Man Recovered Clinging to Boat -- Not an NFLer March 2, 2009 at 1:00 pm Filed under: Talk Sports Bad news for the two NFL players who were onboard that missing boat. The Coast Guard found the vessel with only one person clinging on -- it was not either player.Nick Schuyler was one of the four men onboard the 21-foot boat that left on a fishing... Permalink PO'ed P.I. Sues R. Kelly March 2, 2009 at 12:50 pm Filed under: Celebrity Justice That pesky child porno case is rearing its ugly head again for R. Kelly.Kelly is being sued by a private investigator who claims the singer stiffed him on a $300,000 bill. According to a lawsuit filed last week in Missouri federal court, Charles... Permalink Kanye's GF -- If the Stripper Heels Fit ... March 2, 2009 at 12:42 pm Filed under: Kanye West The paps knew Kanye's new GF was a former stripper -- but not what she looked like. Wonder what tipped 'em off this was her? See Also Kanye's New GF Works the Pole Kanye's Superbad Night... Permalink Ashlee -- Backseat Driving Under the Influence? March 2, 2009 at 12:30 pm Filed under: Ashlee Simpson, Drunks With Bronx Mowgli at home, Ashlee Simpson hit up the Chateau with her hubby on Friday -- and from the looks of it, it's probably a good thing she took the backseat when they left.During her assisted walk to the ride, Ashlee claimed she "loved" the... Permalink Ed McMahon Struggles for Survival March 2, 2009 at 12:04 pm Filed under: Nurse! Ed McMahon is in bad shape in ICU with pneumonia, bone cancer, and other medical problems. There are reports Ed only has days left. Here's a statement we just got from Ed's publicist, Howard Bragman. Take it at face value or read between the... Permalink Kyle Busch Executes $5,000 Splash 'n Go March 2, 2009 at 11:55 am Filed under: Hot Vegas, Talk Sports This is why NASCAR fans call him Wild Thing...Kyle Busch scored a victory in his hometown of Las Vegas Sunday, and celebrated by shelling out over $5,000 on 10 bottles of champagne at Body English in the Hard Rock. And, from the looks of it, Kyle had... Permalink Simon Cowell Plays Dumb Really Well March 2, 2009 at 11:45 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice, American Idol Apparently, they don't have seat belts in England. Or at least that was Simon Cowell's excuse when a Beverly Hills cop pulled him over for not buckling up this weekend. Fortunately for Cowell, the cop was a fan who fell for his old British charm and... Permalink Wayne's World Chick -- Asphinctersayswhat? March 2, 2009 at 10:50 am Filed under: Wacky & Weird She was a huge part of the flick that featured the joke, but it didn't matter yesterday -- when "Wayne's World" co-star Tia Carrere totally muttered the one word that turned her into a sphincter. See Also Tia Carrere: Hot and Bothered... Permalink Larry Johnson -- Tackled by Own Outfit March 2, 2009 at 10:45 am Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Full Throttle Fashion, Talk Sports Wearing his nonchalantly contrived top cap to the side, a Kurt Cobain plaid button down, Mr. T necklace, blinged out pink Swatch, Abu Ghraib business casual fatigues and a pair of Kanye West ruby red kicks, Kansas City Chiefs' running back Larry... Permalink Miley And Justin - What's Wrong with This Pic? March 2, 2009 at 10:09 am Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Miley Cyrus Justin Gaston, 20, jogging with 16-year-old Miley Cyrus. See if you can identify how many things are just plain wrong with this.... See Also Miley's Sue-She Night Out Asians Want $4 Billion From Miley Miley: I Will Never Endorse Condoms... Permalink Molly Ringwald: Pretty in Pregnancy March 2, 2009 at 10:00 am Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Hot Mamas Former '80s teen movie queen, Molly Ringwald has traded "The Breakfast Club" for the morning sickness club.The 41-year-old is pregnant with twins and due in August. See Also Molly Ringwald -- Jazz Legend?... Permalink Tom Cruise - Call Me That, I'll Sue! March 2, 2009 at 9:06 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Tom & Katie Tom Cruise is ticked off because a t-shirt company is allegedly planning to use his image on a shmatah that will say "sex addict" on the front and "everything turns me on" on the back.We've obtained a letter sent by Aaron Moss, Cruise's lawyer, to... Permalink Britney Carts Kids Before Concert March 2, 2009 at 8:58 am Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Britney Spears Britney Spears tooled around New Orleans yesterday on a golf cart with her little boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James, holding on for the ride. Tomorrow is opening night of her concert tour. K-Fed is there, always on the ready to accept the kiddie... Permalink Jessica Alba -- Different Sized Melons?! March 2, 2009 at 8:50 am Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Alba Remember ladies -- no two melons are exactly alike ... not even Jessica Alba's. See Also Alba's Hubby -- Assistant for Life Jessica Alba Shuts Up on Sweden Alba Can't Park with Honor... Permalink Penn's Co-Star - Imbecile on Politics March 2, 2009 at 8:45 am Filed under: Celebrity Feuds Maria Conchita Alonso, who co-starred with Sean Penn way back in 1988's "Colors," went off on Penn in a way we've rarely seen -- basically saying he's a moron when it comes to politics -- especially his support of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.... Permalink K-Fed -- Nanny Dearest March 2, 2009 at 3:00 am Filed under: Music, K-Fed K-Fed flew out of LAX yesterday to start his new career as one of the world's highest paid caretakers -- i.e., he's getting $5,000 a week to follow his kids around on the Resurrection of Britney Tour. But wait ... what does this mean for his music... Permalink Nic Cage -- Meet Father Time March 2, 2009 at 2:30 am Filed under: Beauty Having three houses on the market must be taking its toll -- or he's taking over for Tim Allen in the next "Santa Clause" flick -- because last night at JFK, Nic Cage was rocking some serious white hair. 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