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Please add updates@feedmyinbox.com to your address book to make sure you receive these messages in the future. TMZ.com Nick Hogan: Life's a Drag April 11, 2009 at 10:00 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice Nick Hogan was all smiles yesterday at the Formula Drift car race in Long Beach, Calif. We're sure John Graziano would be thrilled that Nick may be learning how to drag race more effectively -- except John is in a permanent vegetative state, thanks ... Permalink Joe Francis -- Sofa, Not So Good April 11, 2009 at 9:45 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice Joe Francis is being sued after sending a pretty blunt email to his interior designers....blunt, as in "You are a f**king piece of s**t!"Trip Haneisch and Associates have filed an entertaining lawsuit against Mr. Girls Gone Wild, alleging he not only ... Permalink "Top Model" Auditions: Now with Less Carnage! April 11, 2009 at 7:00 am Filed under: TV, Wacky & Weird The do over auditions in New York for "America's Next Top Model" today have gone off without a hitch ... and all it took was one violent, bloody riot of hungry models to teach the organizers a lesson.The would-be models were all greeted by actual ... Permalink MJ's Auction -- Unsurprisingly Scary April 11, 2009 at 6:30 am Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Michael Jackson Is it wrong to buy gigantic metal gates from a very creepy man? Apparently not, according to the one person who bid at least $10,000 to buy the gates from Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch via the singer's online auction. Some of the items also up ... Permalink Vin Diesel's Easter Miracle April 11, 2009 at 5:00 am Filed under: Movies, Wacky & Weird Apparently, Vin Diesel is extremely happy that he has finally became famous again. See Also Diesel -- 72 Million Reasons to Return from Exile Rock & Vin: One of These Fools Has Gots to Go! ... Permalink NFL Player Tased And Confused April 11, 2009 at 4:00 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Talk Sports There must be something in the water the NFL. Cleveland police say Buffalo Bills player Donte Whitner had to be shocked with a stun gun and arrested early this morning.Officers were at the House of Blues trying to control a rowdy crowd outside the ... Permalink Shauna Sand's Ex -- I'm a Victim of O.J. April 11, 2009 at 3:15 am Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird, Fights, Dirty Divorces Shauna Sand's almost ex-husband, Romain Chavent, told us because of the O.J. Simpson case, cops had no choice but to arrest him for alleged assault and battery.Romain was leaving a club in West Hollywood last night -- with a new chick -- when he ... Permalink Prez Pup Coming to Obama White House Tuesday April 11, 2009 at 3:12 am Filed under: Critters, Barack Obama We have lots of exclusive details on the Portuguese Water Dog President Barack Obama and Michelle are getting for Sasha and Malia. The pooch will make its grand entrance on Tuesday, and it's coming from a prominent Texas kennel, with the help of ... Permalink TMZ's Heinous Hair Contest -- The Finalists! April 11, 2009 at 3:10 am Filed under: Photo Galleries With all the screwed up hair-do's rolling into the TMZ newsroom, we've gained a little extra appreciation for those brave souls working in salons and barbershops across this great country. Check out the best of the worst! Be sure to check back on ... Permalink Justin Timberlake -- FutureSex/LoveSouthwest April 11, 2009 at 3:07 am Filed under: Fly Me, Justin Timberlake Southwest Airlines would now like to open preboarding to all passengers traveling with small children, anyone who needs special assistance, or any former '90s boy bander who has won six Grammys.Even though he's worth a kazillion dollars, Justin ... Permalink Sgt. Callahan in "Police Academy": 'Memba Her?! April 11, 2009 at 3:05 am Filed under: Movies, Beauty, 'Memba Them?! Leslie Easterbrook is best known for playing blonde bombshell Sgt. Debbie Callahan in the 1984 film "Police Academy" and all but one of its six other sequels. Guess what she looks like now! ... Permalink Swing Him Like Beckham April 11, 2009 at 3:04 am Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Becks & Posh, Talk Sports Taking a page from the Joan Crawford School of Babysitting, David Beckham swung one of his sons around like a rag doll on Thursday. See Also Beckham's Peeps -- Board Stiff Beckhams Take in the TomKat Circus ... Permalink Transgendered Mayor: Monty Python's Eric Idle? April 11, 2009 at 3:00 am Filed under: We're Just Sayin' Here's America's first male-to-female transgendered mayor Stu Rasmussen, 60, of Silverton, Oregon (left) -- and Monty Python actor/comedian Eric Idle, 66, (right).One of them is being filmed by a production crew in hopes of getting a reality ... Permalink Canada to Billy Bob: No Thank You April 11, 2009 at 2:50 am Filed under: Train Wrecks, Music, Wacky & Weird Billy Bob Thornton should have known better -- being impolite doesn't fly for Canadians.The actor "musician" and his band, The Boxmasters, have canceled their last two Canadian tour dates with Willie Nelson following Billy Bob's now-infamous radio ... Permalink The Fonz -- Jew Gotta Love Easter, Too! April 11, 2009 at 2:30 am Filed under: Holidaze Henry Winkler took a break from the gas pumpin' to offer a holiday shout out to everyone out there -- Jews and goyum alike -- because nobody appreciates matzo and painted eggs like The Fonz! See Also Woman to Winkler: Make My Happy Day! ... Permalink Cassie -- Bald Is the New Black April 11, 2009 at 2:00 am Filed under: Music, Wacky & Weird The pic on the left is of R&B singer and Diddy's protege, Cassie ...... the pic on the right is of a person only half as crazy as Britney Spears. Cassie's new 'do is so 2007. See Also Britney Shaves Her F&%ing Head!!! ... Permalink   This email was sent to createrofheaven.lend@blogger.com.  Create Your Account Don't want to receive this feed any longer? Unsubscribe here.